I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
