i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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