i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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