If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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