Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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