Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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