no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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