To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
