So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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