What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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