so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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