That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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