About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
They have beer where we have blood.
COCAINE IS GR8
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
