I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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