chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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