Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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