She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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