And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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