whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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