I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
