have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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