I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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