And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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