Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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