I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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