Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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