Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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