im gay
i know
yea but for you.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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