Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
we made out on top of his cat.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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