I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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