addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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