I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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