Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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