i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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