do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
