How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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