: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I lost the right to judge tonight
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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