I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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