I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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