If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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