listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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