Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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