Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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