I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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