she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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