Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I believe in your delicious
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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