didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
So squirting runs in the family.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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