I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
then he tried to convert me to islam
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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