I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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