I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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