Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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