I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
did i just pee glitter
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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