Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
True strength comes from lack of pants
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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